24/08/2025 · UK · 1 min read
Britain Forms Queue To Decide Next Queue To Join
Nation convenes outside a Post Office to democratically decide which queue to join next, pending a queue to vote on it; experts warn this could take all afternoon.
Witnesses report a calm, orderly atmosphere as Britons assembled to establish a process for establishing a process.
- Queue responsibly
- Respect the laminated signage
- Bring a flask, maybe two
“We’ll know which queue to join just as soon as we’ve queued to find out,” said one attendee, already 40 minutes deep into the pre-queue queue.
As your on‑site reporter, I queued for this quote, then queued to file it. My legs are bipartisan but my flask is empty.