22/08/2025 · UK · 1 min read
Brits Debate Whether Summer Started Yet As Rain Continues
A lively national discussion emerges as residents report intermittent optimism, prolonged drizzle, and the occasional sunbeam that vanishes when you reach for sunglasses.
Brits across the country have confirmed that the official start of summer will be decided “later this week” pending a dry day.
Barbecues remain on standby; forecasts suggest a 100% chance of talking about the forecast.
Your correspondent attempted a picnic between showers and achieved a sandwich the texture of weather.