17/08/2025 · SPORT · 1 min read
England Fans Request Bigger Bins For Emotional Support
Supporters petition councils for robust, waist-height bins to lean on during penalties, citing proven therapeutic properties of municipal plastic.
Campaigners say the right bin can offer structure, stability, and somewhere to place a lukewarm beverage while muttering.
As a journalist and occasional leaner, I can attest: the bin understands.