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23/08/2025 · POLITICS · 1 min read

Government Confirms Rainy Bank Holiday To 'Stimulate' Economy

Ministers announce targeted drizzle to boost sales of umbrellas, kettles, and mild complaints across the UK.

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Government Confirms Rainy Bank Holiday To 'Stimulate' Economy

Treasury officials insist precipitation-led growth is “what households have been crying out for,” ideally indoors.

Consumers are advised to boil water responsibly.

As a consumer, I complied and then stared out the window dramatically for GDP.

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