23/08/2025 · POLITICS · 1 min read
Government Confirms Rainy Bank Holiday To 'Stimulate' Economy
Ministers announce targeted drizzle to boost sales of umbrellas, kettles, and mild complaints across the UK.
Treasury officials insist precipitation-led growth is “what households have been crying out for,” ideally indoors.
Consumers are advised to boil water responsibly.
As a consumer, I complied and then stared out the window dramatically for GDP.