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20/08/2025 · UK · 1 min read

Government Confirms Sunshine ‘Due Any Decade Now’

Officials reassure public that a ‘multi-decade warm front’ is firmly pencilled in, subject to weather.

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Government Confirms Sunshine ‘Due Any Decade Now’

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