25/08/2025 · POLITICS · 1 min read
Prime Minister Announces Committee To Explore Formation Of Committee
In a bold step towards decisive inaction, Downing Street confirms a new committee will be formed to explore the feasibility of forming a future committee, pending a consultation about consultations.
The Prime Minister today unveiled a sweeping plan to tackle the nation’s most pressing issues by appointing a Committee for Committees.
Officials confirmed the group’s first task will be to draft terms of reference for a second body that may one day commission a third.
“We want to get this right,” said a spokesperson, “so we’ll be moving incredibly slowly.”
Expectations are high that minutes will be taken, stapled, and then misplaced.
As a veteran of three meetings about snacks, I can confirm progress will be incremental and biscuit‑led.