20/08/2025 · UK · 1 min read
Rail Companies Announce New Timetable Called 'Sometime-ish'
The new schedule promises bold flexibility, with trains arriving either earlier, later, or at the exact moment you give up and start walking.
A spokesperson said the change embraces British realism: punctuality is a feeling, not a number.
As I write this from a platform marked ‘Eventually’, my train has texted to say it’s thinking of me.